Rename the wireless mouse to hamster

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The Issue

For too long the wireless mouse have suffered from an anatomically incorrect name. How can a mouse without the blessing of being born with a tail be called a mouse? It's a hamster, damn it. Our computers deserve diversity in accessory names. Let the mice forever continue to be wired, and may the hamster guide you wirelessly! 

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Recent signers:
Zane Brown and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

For too long the wireless mouse have suffered from an anatomically incorrect name. How can a mouse without the blessing of being born with a tail be called a mouse? It's a hamster, damn it. Our computers deserve diversity in accessory names. Let the mice forever continue to be wired, and may the hamster guide you wirelessly! 

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Angela Merkel (CDU)
Ehemalige Bundeskanzlerin

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Petition created on August 21, 2018