ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YODA IS A GOBLIN


ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YODA IS A GOBLIN
The Issue
C'mon, that guy's obviously a goblin.
This has gone far enough. It was bad enough when there was one Yoda and you dodged the question. ("Unknown species." SUUUURE.)
But now you're doubling down, and it's honestly embarrassing. "This new character is a child who is a (eyeroll) member of the unknown species that is also the species of Yoda."
Yeah, okay. The tiny, green, pointy-eared, swamp-dwelling, frog-eating, grammatically-challenged unknown species.
JUST SAY GOBLIN, LUCASFILM.
(And while you're at it, why are there no other Earth animals around, but everyone's eating frogs? Why is that the exception?)
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The Issue
C'mon, that guy's obviously a goblin.
This has gone far enough. It was bad enough when there was one Yoda and you dodged the question. ("Unknown species." SUUUURE.)
But now you're doubling down, and it's honestly embarrassing. "This new character is a child who is a (eyeroll) member of the unknown species that is also the species of Yoda."
Yeah, okay. The tiny, green, pointy-eared, swamp-dwelling, frog-eating, grammatically-challenged unknown species.
JUST SAY GOBLIN, LUCASFILM.
(And while you're at it, why are there no other Earth animals around, but everyone's eating frogs? Why is that the exception?)
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The Decision Makers
Petition created on January 31, 2020