I want free Denny’s for life

The Issue

I am the #1 customer of the Denny’s food franchise. I would give anything for a lifetime of free Denny’s. Every night when I go to bed I kiss all of my Denny’s merchandise goodnight. I eat Denny’s until I am physically incapable of consuming more or I run out of money. Throughout my life many of my paychecks have sacrificed themselves in order to sustain my love for the aesthetic and food provided by the Denny’s franchise. Harold Butler and Richard Jezak have been my idols for as long as I remember. It is my dream to one day open my own Denny’s within my hometown as well as many other places to help further the progression of the Denny’s empire. Denny’s is far more superior than any other food franchise in existence.

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The Issue

I am the #1 customer of the Denny’s food franchise. I would give anything for a lifetime of free Denny’s. Every night when I go to bed I kiss all of my Denny’s merchandise goodnight. I eat Denny’s until I am physically incapable of consuming more or I run out of money. Throughout my life many of my paychecks have sacrificed themselves in order to sustain my love for the aesthetic and food provided by the Denny’s franchise. Harold Butler and Richard Jezak have been my idols for as long as I remember. It is my dream to one day open my own Denny’s within my hometown as well as many other places to help further the progression of the Denny’s empire. Denny’s is far more superior than any other food franchise in existence.

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Petition created on June 5, 2020