The Stats of the legend known as: Clarence “TV Man” Varnado the 3rd 

- Giving me the play by play score for every  DSU football, basketball, baseball, softball, badminton, and any other sport they got for the last 10+ seasons 

- Somehow knowing and telling everybody the details about homecoming for the last 15 summers 

- I heard a story that this man walked to the 09 spring ball all the way from Dover to Rehoboth

- Has photos in his computer of every human being that has ever been on Delaware State Campus 

- Knows every single current and alumni students name, where they live, and they social media. My man is a walking Del State archive 

- Can name you every president of Del State for the last 200 years 

-  Wishes everybody a happy birthday, creates them a picture collage with a 10 picture minimum, and somehow this man got pics from when people was 12 years old 

- Has not missed one day of class, homecoming, or Del State moment since 2005 

- Freshman year, Del State 2005 this man stayed up every night until 330am and watched TV in the lounge and still went to his 8 o’clock 

- Still volunteering his time at Del State right now. Enough is enough somebody up there gotta put some respect on my man Clarence’s name I can’t take this no more. 

- I saw Laws Hall getting blown up in HD wit play by play highlights from my man Clarence Facebook page. I have no idea how he got HD coverage of this event. 

- I bet it’s probably 20,000 other Del State students that know this man and can add to the list of legendary stories right now. 

In conclusion, I here by propose that Clarence TV Varnado get awarded some sort of statue, full time job, retirement plan, scholarships for his kids, an award, free pass to the cafe for life, and a speech at the 2019 - 2020 graduation for his accolades and outstanding performance. My man needs his name in the rafters as THE GREATEST DEL STATE STUDENT OF ALL TIME.