We believe Subway's cold cut trio sub deserves a name that celebrates its cultural impact and reflects its true purpose. 

The proposed new name, Deep State Sub, reflects the complex workings of the unseen, influential forces at work behind the scenes, nefariously plotting to overthrow authoritarian rule.

By adopting this uniquely relevant name, Subway USA would demonstrate both its sense of humor and its awareness of contemporary cultural events. We believe this is a marketable change that would revitalize Subway's brand.

Join us in this delicious venture and sign the petition to make the Deep State Sub a reality!