We owe it to Tennessee and the rest of the USA to rename the Memphis Grizzlies organization to the Memphis Glizzies. Bears are played out, but guzzling glizzies is growing rapidly. The real throat goats out there know what I’m saying, but David Stern (NBA Commissioner) and Robert Pera (Memphis Grizzlies owner) don’t know yet. With your help, we can make the world a better place. Imagine the Memphis Glizzies hanging a championship banner in their rafters with the new morale boost found in their new name. Plus, they could wear hot dogs on their jerseys, and that would be pretty cool. We can make dreams into reality with YOUR signature.