In this day and age, the legislative process doesn't move fast enough to meet the needs of an ever-evolving society.

One thing we are all in agreement about: There Ain't No Laws When You're Drinking Claws.

To our frustration, it still seems that there is due legislative process being brought unfairly upon those who are Drinking Claws as a result of a lack of awareness. 

White Claws are a symbol of American Freedom. This single beverage has brought together Beer, Wine, and Liquor drinkers under a unified message that this drink slaps. This unity and spirit is the very same that brought us together to establish this free nation.

And yet, at this moment in time, in 2019, there still has yet to be an amendment to the Constitution to allow us to be free of laws, given that the aforementioned party is Drinking Claws.

It is our duty to reach out to the Archivist of the United States to show our unified support for the New 34th Amendment, Ain't No Laws When You're Drinking Claws.