As members of the modern society, it is our civic duty to uphold and enforce what we perceive as just and righteous.

Lukas Brinkman recently received an incredibly attractive haircut, trimming a few inches from his luscious, golden- blonde locks. however, as many have pointed out, his general levels of attractiveness could be increased by several orders of magnitude relative to his current appearance should be choose to style his hair with any brand of hair volume. 

As it currently stands, Lukas Brinkman has remained reluctant to do such a thing, thus robbing his loved ones and those around him from achieving enlightenment and serenity via his head of hair. 

Please help the people of Burnsville in achieving this religious experience.