Our anguish has gone on long enough. Darlingstrawb has been making ASMR videos for over a year now, yet nothing has been made to satisfy the needs of us, the brap enjoyers. Several videos have been made, including “first time being held by your girlfriend �” and “soft yandere caught you escaping”, but the real content is being unjustly withheld from us, the viewers. With this petition, we hope to force the hands of darlingstrawb to release the hidden video, “soft girl farts on you”. It is up to us, the viewers, to rally together and make our voices heard.

“WE NEED BRAPS STRAWB PLEASE *gets on my knees and starts begging* PLEASE STRAWB *starts breakdancing but in a sad depressed way* We the people are sad because you haven't given us fart ASMR.”

-anon #1

“Strawb is the love of my life I don’t know what I would do without her delicious braps… I need more of her braps I want to smell her stank and feel her passion in the brap. There is nothing more I want or need in life then getting brap asmr from my darling strawb…”

-anon #2

“if i'm not gonna get strawb brap asmrs i'm gonna drown my goldfish”

-anon #3