For too long, the sublime experience of eating a giant bag of jujubes has been ruined by having to sort out the black ones and throwing them out of the window, or at your SO or pets on their eventual way to the garbage. Or, even worse, missing sorting one and having to eat a putrid, vile, anise-flavoured black jujube. Jujubes also typically only come in 5 colors; thus assuming equal distribution in bag, 1/5th of the jubes are getting thrown out.

The solution to this is both obvious and long overdue. The black jujube should be re-flavored to grape to match the other fruit flavours. The black color would barely even have to change, just make it a very dark purple.

Please - for everyone's sake, let's bring balance and harmony to the delicious world of jujubing.

If this petition is successful, I have ideas about another to the Skittles company - green apple skittles are a hate crime and should be changed back to lime.

Thank you for your consideration,