Petition to Bring Back Craig's Mustache
Petition to Bring Back Craig's Mustache
The Issue
October 25,2021 was just like any other day, until it wasn't. My boyfriend, Craig Mattox, knocked at my front door. As I answered the door, unaware and ill-prepared for what was to come, I was greeted with a familiar smile. As he stepped out of the night and into the light of my studio apartment, I stood in shock and awe. There, atop his lip, was a mustache so glorious Tom Selleck himself would cry with envy. I shrieked with excitement, and we rejoiced with a high-five.
That day has long passed. If I had only known his stache would be met with a razor blade so sharp, sharper than the metaphorical dagger to my heart, I would have savored the moment and taken more than a single picture.
Therefore, I am asking for your help. In these dark and trying times, what will you choose? The stache is gone, but not forgotten. Together, we fight.
The Issue
October 25,2021 was just like any other day, until it wasn't. My boyfriend, Craig Mattox, knocked at my front door. As I answered the door, unaware and ill-prepared for what was to come, I was greeted with a familiar smile. As he stepped out of the night and into the light of my studio apartment, I stood in shock and awe. There, atop his lip, was a mustache so glorious Tom Selleck himself would cry with envy. I shrieked with excitement, and we rejoiced with a high-five.
That day has long passed. If I had only known his stache would be met with a razor blade so sharp, sharper than the metaphorical dagger to my heart, I would have savored the moment and taken more than a single picture.
Therefore, I am asking for your help. In these dark and trying times, what will you choose? The stache is gone, but not forgotten. Together, we fight.
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The Decision Makers
Petition created on February 11, 2022