Dear Springfield Armory:

You posted an April fools joke on your Facebook page advertising the new hellcow handgun.

We the people request that this be upgraded from an April fools joke to a production model. You currently have over 24,000 positive reactions and over 12,000 comments on your post, the overwhelming majority of those comments are positive.  

The demand is there, Springfield, please listen to the people. Strike while the iron is hot. Looking forward to seeing this for sale soon.