The above picture speaks for itself. Unfortunately, this deputy is not allowed to grow any facial hair except for a mustache. This has resulted in Deputy "Pornstache" Wilga wearing a 1970's Soup Strainer.

Over the past decade, the Facial Hair Movement has gained much momentum in the American workplace as employers are realizing that banning men from growing full, unrestricted facial hairstyles is demasculating their male employees and inflicting severe self-confidence issues.

However, despite growing momentum, not every workplace has embraced this movement. Until such a day occurs, we must take steps to protect our community from the type of Face Broom that were formerly only seen in movies such as Super Troopers or... other films.

Please, sign this petition and demand that Deputy "Pornstache" Wilga do the right thing and shave this Lip Toupee for the sake of our community.