The word "thrice" has been a troubling presence in the English language for far too long. To many, including myself, it carries an unwelcome tone and sounds utterly unpleasant. Over the years, I've come across countless fellow speakers who share the same sentiment, expressing a passionate dislike for this particular word. The alternative word "threese" offers a fresh and more harmonious option that would greatly benefit speakers around the world.

Language evolves, adapting to the cultural and social shifts of its speakers. The English language, celebrated for its vast vocabulary and adaptability, must also cater to the preferences of those who use it daily. "Threese" not only sounds more pleasant, but it is also in line with other ordinal constructs such as "once" and "twice." It's time for dictionaries to recognize "threese" officially, ensuring that this evolved form finds its rightful place in language.

Implementing this change can have a widespread positive impact. Not only would it address the concerns of those who find "thrice" unsatisfactory, but it would also promote a more aesthetically pleasing alternative that resonates with modern speakers. The spoken and written word shape our interactions and emotions; thus, introducing "threese" would enrich the English language.

We call on dictionary publishers, editors, and linguistic committees to take swift action in formally introducing "threese." It's about aligning with the preferences and sensibilities of current and future generations of English speakers.

Join me in advocating for this change by signing this petition. Together, we can influence the future of our language, creating a more joyous and harmonious communication experience for everyone. Your support matters and can make a historical linguistic difference!