I have been thinking about this for months upon months now.

The Americans are in desperate need for this large, beautiful, obsidian structure.

If the US just sacrificed 2% of their annual defense budget, this construct would be able to be assembled.

Other than the obvious economic perks and benefits, this Obsidan wonder would be able to be seen from almost the entirety of North Carolina.

It would also eminate an ominous, pleasing, ravishing and pulchritudinous hum which would tremendously please the residents of San Francisco.

After all of these wonderful considerations, there is no possible way you can decline this wonderful offer.

A signature from you is all we need.

Just please contemplate signing. 

You have my complete gratitude.