Petition Closed
Petitioning Congress

Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument


If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.

This petition was delivered to:
  • Congress

    Robert Tomko started this petition with a single signature, and now has 1,657 supporters. Start a petition today to change something you care about.

    Today: Robert is counting on you

    Robert Tomko needs your help with “Congress: Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument”. Join Robert and 1,656 supporters today.