Petitioning Congress
Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument
1,675
Supporters
If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.
Letter to
Congress
I just signed the following petition addressed to: Congress.
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Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument
If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.
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Sincerely,
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Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument
If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.
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Sincerely,
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