Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument

Robert Tomko Dallas, TX

Robert Tomko

Dallas, TX

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If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.

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Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument

If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.
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Economic Justice

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