This petition is for the fans of Lee Evans who would at least love to ask Lee to come out of retirement and do one more show. Not hundreds like you have done, just one. Maybe even one per year, or at least one. 

I am making this petition with 100% respect to Lee, his wife who can't half  take a punch, his family and us, his endearing fans who are his extended family. In that, we love you Lee. You're a must have experience for a life filled with ups and downs, and scottish people. I'm joking Jock, stop flashing us yer bits under yer quilted kilt man. 

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Lee - a personal note - My name is Stan and I have a head injury from 1993 caused by Andrew Aston who got the worlds longest prison sentence (26xLife) at the time for heinous crimes fuelled by drugs. Anyone can google him "my son the killer" - I met his dad Roger. Anyway, in the last decade or so I have been overcome by anxieties and severe panic attacks that are and can be soul destroying. I read that you struggle with stage fright and anxieties and while I don't wish you in my mental health world, I know you have a foot in the door.... so essentially, you can say no and we can't do shi.. a thing. We wouldn't want to. But we can petition you and at least we know you have been asked as opposed to not knowing at all. 

I am co-admin on the Lee Evans Group on Facebook with almost 50,000 members. I have made lots of memes about you and your jokes that people enjoy. We share your official posts from your own Facebook page and love them. They just don't get old. If you want to find it, even give us a shout on there, please do. just type in leeevansgroup with or without the spaces. 

So Lee, and yes my favourite joke, the one that had me in tears, was the tractor driver, left me out of control, like it did, many people... the question :

Will you consider coming back for at least one more show, at a time of your own convenience of course ? We're not asking you to take up golf. 
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All our love, Lee Evans fans everywhere. To you, the wife and family. Many of us have a dream, to see you one more time. 

Now if someone can mark this Attempted Delivery and get it to Lee. Thanks.