I want Diet Cherry Coke back

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They took something near and dear to me away. And now I want them to pay. I relied on  a constant in my life and that was Diet Cherry Coke. I haven’t always had easiest life but I knew that I had a cool crisp Diet Cherry Coke waiting for me at the end of the day. It has been there through good times and bad. Coca Cola has wrenched DCC from my loving hand and said, “Here, drink this sh** instead!” I didn’t even get the chance to say goodbye.

I feel like I’ve lost a family member. I’m in such a depressive state.  I don’t know if I can ever recover. If I had the money I would sue Coca-cola. Right now there’s Diet Cherry Coke on Amazon selling for over seven dollars a case.  It isn’t fair.  They have to acknowledge what they’ve done. This is the “New Coke.” Those bastards never learn.

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