Bring Back Hubert’s Lemonade

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budd benner and 10 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I would like to petition Coca-Cola to bring back Hubert’s Lemonade. It was by far the most amazing tasting lemonade on this planet and it’s a travesty to see it gone. Especially when there are so many other mediocre lemonades still kickin’ around, (looking at you Minute Maid and Newman’s Own.)

Even before tasting the divine nectar trapped inside each bottle, Hubert’s Lemonade would bring people joy when they popped open the cute lemon-smiley-face lids and read the fun message underneath.

I’m filled with sadness at the thought of never being able to taste this heavenly ambrosia ever again. Coca-Cola gave us no warning that Hubert’s would be discontinued. One day there were bottles on the shelves and the next day they were gone. Like an amazing dream you have a faint memory of, but can never seem to have again. Always just on the edge of remembrance, but never close enough to catch. Like grasping at smoke as it slips though the fingers.  

The amount of joy lost on this planet, after the discontinuation of Hubert’s, is quantifiable and altogether too high a price to pay for Coca-Cola to not take this petition seriously.

With all the darkness in the world right now, let us stand together and take part in bringing back even just this small joy to the world, through Hubert’s Lemonade. Thank you.

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Recent signers:
budd benner and 10 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I would like to petition Coca-Cola to bring back Hubert’s Lemonade. It was by far the most amazing tasting lemonade on this planet and it’s a travesty to see it gone. Especially when there are so many other mediocre lemonades still kickin’ around, (looking at you Minute Maid and Newman’s Own.)

Even before tasting the divine nectar trapped inside each bottle, Hubert’s Lemonade would bring people joy when they popped open the cute lemon-smiley-face lids and read the fun message underneath.

I’m filled with sadness at the thought of never being able to taste this heavenly ambrosia ever again. Coca-Cola gave us no warning that Hubert’s would be discontinued. One day there were bottles on the shelves and the next day they were gone. Like an amazing dream you have a faint memory of, but can never seem to have again. Always just on the edge of remembrance, but never close enough to catch. Like grasping at smoke as it slips though the fingers.  

The amount of joy lost on this planet, after the discontinuation of Hubert’s, is quantifiable and altogether too high a price to pay for Coca-Cola to not take this petition seriously.

With all the darkness in the world right now, let us stand together and take part in bringing back even just this small joy to the world, through Hubert’s Lemonade. Thank you.

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Petition created on June 18, 2021