I want to replace WAND News with the Effingham Insider

The Issue

Ever since the passing of legendary Weatherman Bob Murray, Wand news team has failed to hit the mark.They have never done a news segment on the town of Fancher and don't even know my buddy Cody. Just when you didnt think things could get any worse in comes in that nail salon Narc Chris Carter, who single handily took it upon himself to try and take food off another mans plate during the pandemic. Rather than face the music Chris took the cowards way out and "blocked" anyone that spoke up and never once did he give a public apology for his public goof. The Effingham Insider throughout this saga has been Wand's Public Enemy Number 1. They break all the news "for the people by the people" with a list of local stars that grows daily from my buddy Cody, to the Marshal William Brasky to some kid who took the doors off his van and wrote Effingham Insider on it, they all go above and beyond. They have helped numerous local families ,cats in trees ,dogs on the ground, and recently some lady named Trisha who's gonna call the cops on any loud noises in or around Heartful because her dogs on CDBs and marijuanas. In closing i have to come up with sixty seven more words and i really dont know what to say besides lets do the obvious and fix this problem. thanks.

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The Issue

Ever since the passing of legendary Weatherman Bob Murray, Wand news team has failed to hit the mark.They have never done a news segment on the town of Fancher and don't even know my buddy Cody. Just when you didnt think things could get any worse in comes in that nail salon Narc Chris Carter, who single handily took it upon himself to try and take food off another mans plate during the pandemic. Rather than face the music Chris took the cowards way out and "blocked" anyone that spoke up and never once did he give a public apology for his public goof. The Effingham Insider throughout this saga has been Wand's Public Enemy Number 1. They break all the news "for the people by the people" with a list of local stars that grows daily from my buddy Cody, to the Marshal William Brasky to some kid who took the doors off his van and wrote Effingham Insider on it, they all go above and beyond. They have helped numerous local families ,cats in trees ,dogs on the ground, and recently some lady named Trisha who's gonna call the cops on any loud noises in or around Heartful because her dogs on CDBs and marijuanas. In closing i have to come up with sixty seven more words and i really dont know what to say besides lets do the obvious and fix this problem. thanks.

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Chris Christie
Governor of New Jersey
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Petition created on June 22, 2021