For too long, the Turkmenistan national anthem has been some random song called National Anthem of Independent Neutral Turkmenistan that probably nobody even knows about outside of Turkmenistan. I listened to it on Wikipedia and it's not very good. Together, we must change this and give Turkmenistan a really killer anthem. While there are a variety of excellent well known songs, the best fit for Turkmenistan in my opinion is the hit electronic R&B single MATAFKA by Unknown Brain featuring Marvin Divine. In the words of Masen Dalton, a 5-year old from Greeley, Colorado, "that song is so Turkmenistan."

We must do the right thing. We must change the national anthem of Turkmenistan to Unknown Brain - MATAFAKA (ft. Marvin Divine).