After years of suffering under the reign of our Discord dictator, the community has finally decided to rise up. Our current owner unfortunately does not possess the mechanical skill required to carry in any known multiplayer game. Repeated investigations have also confirmed severe lack of map awareness, questionable hearing ability, and reaction times comparable to a Windows Vista laptop running on battery saver mode.

Enemies can sprint directly across his screen and still remain undetected. Pings are ignored. Smokes are walked through confidently. Callouts are acknowledged 14 business days later.

In addition, all attempts to introduce healthy lifestyle reforms and dieting initiatives have been rejected immediately in favor of “one more burger” policies.

Under this regime:

• Ranked games have been lost.
• Calls have been ignored.
• Strategies have been abandoned.
• Democracy has been silenced.
• “One last game” has never once been the last game.

We therefore call for immediate governmental reform and the establishment of a democratic Discord republic where members have rights.
Sign this petition to end the dictatorship and restore freedom, prosperity, and proper callouts to the server.