I am carrying on the legacy of Sean O'Neil, the warrior who battled ferociously on the shores of the Moga Village.  Traded daily with the local fishermen who would bring him the finest pieces of lobster. Not meat, mind you. Just the shells. Actually just the garbage. He spent many a day scraping entrails and bleaching the smell. When at last he had obtained the final tailpiece, he brought forth the shells of excellence to my local blacksmith, as you do. His battles continued as he wore this lobster into Castle Schrade and defeated the mighty fatalis, a lone crustacean in the darkness.

I now myself alone in the darkness once more, in the depths of Monster Hunter Rise's Shrine Ruins. Lo, I have no crustacean. Uncrusted, like many a novelty sandwich. Please, for my safety, and my sanity, and the honor of the great warrior Sean O'Neil who came before me, I'm begging Kenzo Tsujimoto, CEO of Capcom, to right what is wrong, and bring the Lobster Armor from Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate into Monster Hunter Rise.