My name is Chris. I’m a 17 year old swiftie singer songwriter. I, as well as many other Taylor Swift fans, have recently been hit with a harsh blow to the knees. Miss Phoebe Bridgers requested my song Come Back… Be Here, which led Taylor to performing it at a show that wasn’t mine. This is absolutely inhumane and I’m distraught and I’m on the verge of suing for damages to my emotional well being. Help me stand up to surprise song discrimination today. �✊

(this is a joke just run with it)