Bring back the Angry Whopper to Canada.


Bring back the Angry Whopper to Canada.
The Issue
Darkness. Sorrow. Depression. These are three of the things I felt when I realized that the Angry Whopper was taken out of the menu, where has our country come when a man cant get the burger he requires? Where is our country headed? Life is fragile, life is a cycle and last week you broke that cycle. To say that sadness filled my heart when I learned that the Angry Whopper was taken off the the menu is an under statement. The Angry Whopper is a part of me, it was in my blood and in my tears. It was family. It was comfort. And now it is gone. My future is unknown, Burger Kings future is unknown, but one thing i am certain of is that I will die if i don't taste an Angry Whopper soon. What do i live for? What do i look forward to? Forrest Gump once said "life is like an Angry Whopper, you always know its gonna be great", but now it is no more. What would Forrest think if his slow little mind could fathom that his only little desire was gone. Forrest can not understand what a limited time means. Forrest is mad. Forrest wants answers. I think there's a little Forrest in all of us. As i sit here wondering if its all worth it, I lick my upper lip and taste that sweet angry sauce and think maybe it is, but only if I get my angry back. I think could it possibly exist again with enough will, with enough hope, I think everything deserves a second chance. So Burger King I give you this one last opportunity for my loyalty and continued dedication. PLEASE bring back the Angry Whopper. Make my life whole again, make everything whole again. Make all of this worth it.
The Issue
Darkness. Sorrow. Depression. These are three of the things I felt when I realized that the Angry Whopper was taken out of the menu, where has our country come when a man cant get the burger he requires? Where is our country headed? Life is fragile, life is a cycle and last week you broke that cycle. To say that sadness filled my heart when I learned that the Angry Whopper was taken off the the menu is an under statement. The Angry Whopper is a part of me, it was in my blood and in my tears. It was family. It was comfort. And now it is gone. My future is unknown, Burger Kings future is unknown, but one thing i am certain of is that I will die if i don't taste an Angry Whopper soon. What do i live for? What do i look forward to? Forrest Gump once said "life is like an Angry Whopper, you always know its gonna be great", but now it is no more. What would Forrest think if his slow little mind could fathom that his only little desire was gone. Forrest can not understand what a limited time means. Forrest is mad. Forrest wants answers. I think there's a little Forrest in all of us. As i sit here wondering if its all worth it, I lick my upper lip and taste that sweet angry sauce and think maybe it is, but only if I get my angry back. I think could it possibly exist again with enough will, with enough hope, I think everything deserves a second chance. So Burger King I give you this one last opportunity for my loyalty and continued dedication. PLEASE bring back the Angry Whopper. Make my life whole again, make everything whole again. Make all of this worth it.
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Petition created on February 24, 2013