There's many divisive issues here in Arizona. Yet, there's one issue that unites us all, the lack of any Tim Hortons.  White Castle finally made it out here, but why not Tim Hortons? It's a very serious problem, the lack of Tim Hortons. This is the one thing that can unite the people of Arizona, particularly people who move here from Canada, Michigan, Ohio, or Upstate New York.

Let's be honest, there’s too many Starbucks in Arizona. Gas station coffee sucks. Dunkin’ Donuts is good but the people who work there are always sketchy. Tim Hortons coffee is great and we need Tim Hortons here. It’s simple as that.