I have a small guilty pleasure.  Totino's Party Pizza's have been a staple of bad eating my whole life.  I don't care.  I loved the Canadian Bacon flavor of the Totino's Party Pizza since I was very young.  At one point I was able to share my love of this flavor with my children, up until about two or three years ago.

I cannot find this flavor ANYWHERE! You can look it up online and EVERYONE is out of stock.  You might be thinking, "Why is this dude so insistent on this particular flavor of Totino's Party Pizza?"  Well, in my life several of my favorite food items have been taken away by corporate greed.  Think of the flavors that are no longer at Sonic... Think of all the Taco Bell items that you can no longer buy.... Think of the sandwiches that were cancelled by Panera Bread.... the list is long. 

But, nothing has crushed my soul as much as losing the Totino's Canadian Bacon flavor of their Party Pizza's.  When I had a bad day and there was no dinner ready, and I just didn't have it in me to cook something... I could always turn on the oven to 450°F, put this pizza in for 14 minutes, and I would have a dinner that not only satisfied my hunger, it would satisfy my soul in ways other un-healthy foods cannot.  

Since I have not been able to find this flavor anymore, I feel that a piece of my life is missing.  It hurts, much more than I want to admit.  So here I am... asking the internet to do my a huge favor, and I want to get General Mills (the parent company of Totino's brand) to bring back this flavor of Totino's Party Pizza.  In order for us to collectively tell this greedy corporation that they have no right to deny us this wonderful concoction of cheese, meat, sauce, and crust, we have to have our voices heard.

Please sign (or click, or whatever you do on this site) this petition to bring back the best Party Pizza ever made.  If you feel this is a joke, I assure you that it isn't.  Too many wonderful food items have been taken away from us collectively, we need to be heard!

At the end of my life, if I can say that I (along with thousands of others) effectively brought back one of the most wonderful things I've ever eaten in my life, and made this greedy corporation turn back to the light, then I can honestly say that my life truly meant something.  I can leave a legacy of not laying down and accepting the fact that certain foods will not disappear into the night!  I can die happy knowing THIS is my legacy!

Join me and FIGHT for the un-healthy food we DESERVE!!!!