For too long have we consumers stood idly by while corporations subject us to unjust, surreptitious and iniquitous actions. Few are more ignoble than the dastardly decision by Mars to deprive us of the erstwhile Galaxy Truffle; replacing it with the insipid and quotidian Twix. This insidious substitution that has been reprehensibly forced upon us is not an example of reciprocity, but rather an exemplar of a malevolent and fiendish exploitation of consumer's rights, fueled by corporate rapacity . When I modestly inquired about the reason we were subjected to this vexatious exchange I was told by the representatives of Mars UK that their research suggested that we, the consumer, preferred the lackluster Twix to the sacred and divine Galaxy Truffle. This is a lie. The Truffle was a beloved and venerated sectary of the Celebrations line up. A God among insects, as all its esteemed brothers-in-tin paled in comparison to its pre-eminence. Its discontinuation has stripped the Celebrations tin of its very soul. The motives for this abhorrent reorientation of the Celebrations tin are clearly and undoubtedly more sinister

This petition aims to act as a bureaucratic battle-cry. To show these evil firms that we will no longer be bystanders to injustice. That we will not let such sacrosanct aspects of our life be cruelly altered and manipulated to meet the twisted and avaricious wills of these corporations. We will not yield until the Truffle returns.