Carl's Jr. used to have the most delicious burger my tastebuds have ever tasted. Never had it? Do you wish to try it for yourself? Well, you can't, you lard. They've been discontinued indefinitely; and I'm tired of waiting. They're not coming back. But we need them back. The people have spoken. Our hour is nigh, Slider nation. I cannot live without these delicious Sliders as part of my day-to-day diet.

The globe has been impacted by this.  People all over are asking for them back. A cheap, affordable little burger of deliciousness to cram in your mouth. Is that too much to ask for?

The time to act is now; it has been too long. Carl's Jr. seems to have forgotten the wonders of this delicious burger, bringing the restaurant into C-tier status. It's time to relight the flame of the Slider nation.