Bring Back Sweetarts ORIGINAL Extreme Sours!

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The Issue

OUR FAVORITE CANDY IS NO MORE.

In a SHOCKING twist, the Extreme Sour Sweetarts we know and love are discontinued!!

Yes, you can still find the imposters at any grocery store, BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. THE FORMULA IS CHANGED AND TERRIBLE. Unless you want chewy sprees of bland death to hit your lips like the boringness of warm vanilla ice cream that melted in the sun at your sibling's soccer game that your mom made you go to, then you may as well pitch a cardboard box, move in, scribble "Welcome Home" on a piece of scrap paper, and order this "candy" to your "door", because that is the quality you can expect from the new and unimproved "treat".

Despite the bitterness among us broken-hearted sweethearts, we are not here to criticize the brand. We are here to criticize the CHOICE. If it was supposed that this new flavor would sell, then the Sweetart team could run a good Sprees campaign, and then reevaluate the Extreme Sours market. But let's make it easy: WE are that market: fans with sour tastebuds and bitter hearts. But no matter how bitter, we'll stand together, never taking the "heart" out of sweetheart. 

So let's put the "tart" back in Sweetart.

SIGN NOW TO SUPPORT THE RETURN OF THE SWEETARTS ORIGINAL EXTREME SOURS FORMULA.

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Emma JohnsonPetition StarterI am your neighborhood Diet Coke loving basic chick who really loves sour stuff unnecessarily. So I will fight for it unnecessarily.

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Recent signers:
Number onefan bring back and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

OUR FAVORITE CANDY IS NO MORE.

In a SHOCKING twist, the Extreme Sour Sweetarts we know and love are discontinued!!

Yes, you can still find the imposters at any grocery store, BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. THE FORMULA IS CHANGED AND TERRIBLE. Unless you want chewy sprees of bland death to hit your lips like the boringness of warm vanilla ice cream that melted in the sun at your sibling's soccer game that your mom made you go to, then you may as well pitch a cardboard box, move in, scribble "Welcome Home" on a piece of scrap paper, and order this "candy" to your "door", because that is the quality you can expect from the new and unimproved "treat".

Despite the bitterness among us broken-hearted sweethearts, we are not here to criticize the brand. We are here to criticize the CHOICE. If it was supposed that this new flavor would sell, then the Sweetart team could run a good Sprees campaign, and then reevaluate the Extreme Sours market. But let's make it easy: WE are that market: fans with sour tastebuds and bitter hearts. But no matter how bitter, we'll stand together, never taking the "heart" out of sweetheart. 

So let's put the "tart" back in Sweetart.

SIGN NOW TO SUPPORT THE RETURN OF THE SWEETARTS ORIGINAL EXTREME SOURS FORMULA.

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Emma JohnsonPetition StarterI am your neighborhood Diet Coke loving basic chick who really loves sour stuff unnecessarily. So I will fight for it unnecessarily.

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Petition created on August 18, 2022