Bring back classic Thunderbird wine

The Issue

Thunderbird wine was a timeless classic enjoyed by great men like Townes Van Zandt and poor drunks everywhere. We lost America when we lost the ability to get drunk off $5 citrus flavored fortified Thunderbird. We need this delicious, refreshing classic back on the shelves of every gas station and in the cooler of every trashy honky tonk in America!

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The Issue

Thunderbird wine was a timeless classic enjoyed by great men like Townes Van Zandt and poor drunks everywhere. We lost America when we lost the ability to get drunk off $5 citrus flavored fortified Thunderbird. We need this delicious, refreshing classic back on the shelves of every gas station and in the cooler of every trashy honky tonk in America!

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Petition created on June 29, 2022