Too many idiots in the UK - Legalise 'The Purge' in the United Kingdom

The Issue

Due to the quick spreading of the Coronavirus and the inability of people to heed the constant warnings of the health professionals I think it only fair that we bring in an annual 'Purge'. 

The rules for the annual Purge are as follows:

Sirens blare throughout the land to signal the start and end of The Purge.


All police, fire, and medical emergency services remain unavailable or suspended for the twelve-hour Purge.


Government officials of ranking 10 or higher are granted immunity (revoked in Election Year to legalize the murder of a political opponent).


"Class 1-4" weaponry are permitted for use while "Class 5" weaponry (explosive devices such as grenades, rocket launchers, bazookas, etc., weapons of mass destruction, and viral/biological and chemical agents) is prohibited.

 

This seems like the only logical route to take seeing as people are panic buying toilet rolls, pot noodles and scotch eggs.... 

 

Let's make history! 

 

 

 

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The Issue

Due to the quick spreading of the Coronavirus and the inability of people to heed the constant warnings of the health professionals I think it only fair that we bring in an annual 'Purge'. 

The rules for the annual Purge are as follows:

Sirens blare throughout the land to signal the start and end of The Purge.


All police, fire, and medical emergency services remain unavailable or suspended for the twelve-hour Purge.


Government officials of ranking 10 or higher are granted immunity (revoked in Election Year to legalize the murder of a political opponent).


"Class 1-4" weaponry are permitted for use while "Class 5" weaponry (explosive devices such as grenades, rocket launchers, bazookas, etc., weapons of mass destruction, and viral/biological and chemical agents) is prohibited.

 

This seems like the only logical route to take seeing as people are panic buying toilet rolls, pot noodles and scotch eggs.... 

 

Let's make history! 

 

 

 

The Decision Makers

Boris Johnson
Prime Minister

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