Seeing as Boris Johnson and the Conservative party seem to think the hospitality, entertainment and music industry is not worth the time to save during these unprecedented times, I believe that the parties actions should reflect this.

With this in mind, the Tories should stop drinking alcohol, remove all artwork from their home and be banned from listening to music.

If they are so clearly unimportant then he should be perfectly happy to live without the industries so many of us rely on to survive, relax and unwind.