Good people, have you ever experienced the special frustration of typing “f*ck” and being backhanded by autocorrect in the form of the word “duck”? I’ve been the victim of this crime one too many times. if you’re an old person in the making, you probably love bitmoji and substitute or enhance your messages with their nonsensical stickers. Hasn’t the time come for a bitmoji to make sense? to represent the people? I move for a new bitmoji, a bitmoji to end all other bitmojis, a bitmoji about strangling the cursed duck that haunts all of us swearing sailors.