We’re calling on Nigel Farage and Count Binface to take out the talking and give the nation the head-to-bin it deserves, live on TV.

We, the undersigned, believe the British public has been left waste-ing away without answers. Britain deserves #BINFAGE: a live televised head-to-bin between Nigel Farage and Count Binface. And it’s about time both candidates stopped skip-ping over this vital democratic moment. Britain wants transparency, starting with what’s under the lid of the donor register.

Why this debate matters:

•  The public deserves to see the candidates go bin to bin
•  It’s time to empty out the empty promises and see who’s really talking rubbish
•  One of these men is a trash-talking puppet. The other is Count Binface.
•  This debate cannot be left out for collection indefinitely

We call on Nigel Farage and Count Binface to:

1.  Stop dumping this issue and agree to a live televised debate
2.  Insist on equal podium time, no tipping the scales in favour of either candidate
3.  Accept a neutral moderator who won’t bin any hard questions

It’s time to sort our politics from our recycling. Waste not, want not, give the people what they came for.

This is not a load of rubbish, we simply ask for the bins to have their day. Sign now!