Replace the weird Green Chic standing over NYC with the literal Freddy Fazbear


Replace the weird Green Chic standing over NYC with the literal Freddy Fazbear
The Issue
We must tear down the weird green chic, commonly refereed to as "The Statue of Liberty" and replace her with the legend Freddy Fazbear himself. Why? you may ask, well national security! If Freddy was stationed above New York City and over at least ten feet tall he could defend international waters. Now this would protect ALL AMERICAN people from any threats, including the witch that is the Queen, the Sandman who is Arabic, and scary bad guys. Furthermore he is the height of success and freedom. He displays more than we could ever hope, he is the vision humanity truly wishes to become. He would not only make America great again but make the world great forever. Purple guy put him on this planet for a reason and I believe that reason was to defend the American People from inter-galactic threats such as Xenomorphs and Galactic Mario's. We all know how threatening Italians can be but with space travel and the ability to control stars they are all that much scarier. What weaponry will we equip him with? Laser Canons. Yes that's right Laser Canons and Ion Blasters. We would equip him with a super sonic speaker so our national anthem can be heard world wide ultimately scaring away any Italian threats. Sign my petition for the protection of the American people and the betterment of the World. #FreddyFazbear2022
The Issue
We must tear down the weird green chic, commonly refereed to as "The Statue of Liberty" and replace her with the legend Freddy Fazbear himself. Why? you may ask, well national security! If Freddy was stationed above New York City and over at least ten feet tall he could defend international waters. Now this would protect ALL AMERICAN people from any threats, including the witch that is the Queen, the Sandman who is Arabic, and scary bad guys. Furthermore he is the height of success and freedom. He displays more than we could ever hope, he is the vision humanity truly wishes to become. He would not only make America great again but make the world great forever. Purple guy put him on this planet for a reason and I believe that reason was to defend the American People from inter-galactic threats such as Xenomorphs and Galactic Mario's. We all know how threatening Italians can be but with space travel and the ability to control stars they are all that much scarier. What weaponry will we equip him with? Laser Canons. Yes that's right Laser Canons and Ion Blasters. We would equip him with a super sonic speaker so our national anthem can be heard world wide ultimately scaring away any Italian threats. Sign my petition for the protection of the American people and the betterment of the World. #FreddyFazbear2022
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Petition created on August 26, 2020