The SEC baseball tournament is held annually in Hoover, Alabama. Since the year 2010, the South Carolina Gamecocks have won two college baseball National Championships. In that same timespan, the Gamecocks have won two games in Hoover. 

The fact that South Carolina can't win in the SEC Tournament is clearly not the Gamecocks' fault. It is obviously someone else's doing. One might even say that the Gamecocks are offended by Hoover. Rather than trying to better prepare for the SEC Tournament, we are petitioning that the SEC move the tournament to one of these locations.

Alternative locations include:

1. Columbia, South Carolina
2. Greenville, South Carolina
3. Charleston, South Carolina
4. The Sandlot
5. Gerald Field
6. The Field of Dreams
7. Steele Stadium
8. Sandy Flats
9. Springfield War Memorial Stadium
10. The rich kids' field from the Sandlot
11. South Park Little League