Coleslaw is disgusting. It's the simple truth. Whoever decided to mix shredded cabbage, carrot,  mayonnaise, sour cream, onion, sugar, vinegar, mustard, celery salt, salt, and pepper was an idiot. As Americans it is our duty to rid the world of this evil. And I encourage non Americans with a hatred of coleslaw to sign as well. Down with coleslaw, save the people