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To make the production and consumption of Coleslaw in the US illegal

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Coleslaw is disgusting. It's the simple truth. Whoever decided to mix shredded cabbage, carrot,  mayonnaise, sour cream, onion, sugar, vinegar, mustard, celery salt, salt, and pepper was an idiot. As Americans it is our duty to rid the world of this evil. And I encourage non Americans with a hatred of coleslaw to sign as well. Down with coleslaw, save the people



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Juliet Robenison needs your help with “Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Government of The United States of America: To make the production and consumption of Coleslaw/Cole Slaw in the US illegal”. Join Juliet and 82 supporters today.