The New York Knicks lost game three, and I am convinced that it was due to the presence of DJ Khaled courtside, constantly distracted by his phone. He was there the entire game, causing a palpable disturbance that took away from the focus and energy the players needed to secure a victory.  He’s from Miami, and he has no affiliation with the Knicks whatsoever.  Fat Joe should be mortified for allowing this breach of fandom to occur.

The reason the Knicks lost was because of DJ Khaled, plain and simple.  He needs to get up outta that chair.

You don’t want to look back on this moment and say that you were complicit.  It is our duty to ensure this disease does not contaminate another home game.

I propose, if the petition passes, his vacated seat will be awarded to Charles Oakley.