On August 15th, 2018 (a day that will live in infamy), the Atlanta Braves took the field to face the Miami Marlin (incidentally, the correct pluralization of "marlin" is in fact "marlin," not "marlins.") Star rookie Ronald Acuña had led off the previous three games against Miami with home runs, part of a streak of five consecutive games in which he had homered. Fans were glued to their TVs at home to see if he would do it again. The crowd at SunTrust Park gave Acuña an ovation as he strode to the plate. And then -

José Ureña, the Marlin pitcher, drilled the phenom with the first pitch. Acuña went down and later had to be removed from the game. The umpires ejected Ureña, probably for his own safety.

The Atlanta Braves, locked in a pennant chase, wisely chose not to react violently to José Ureña's cowardly assault on Ronald Acuña. 

So it's time for some creative retribution. 

Let's rename all the urinals at SunTrust Park "Urena-ls."