One of The America’s favorite fast food company just gave the public some fascinating new information about its corporate mascots that is certain to captivate customers both young and old: The CEO of Young and old: The CEO of McDonald’s  Needs  to  revealed that Grimace is the larval stage of The Hambuglar We Need  an intriguing development! In an official statement released this morning, McDonald’s CEO Steve Easterbrook revealed that Grimace is a larva that will one day pupate into The Hamburglar , the adult version of its species. Check out Easterbrook’s explanation of Grimace’s astounding biology below: I would hereby like it to be known to the public that Grimace is the larval stage of  The Hambuglar McDonald.  The Hamburglar is the adult version of Grimace, and the two of them are of the same species. Every 300 years,   The Hambuglar   same species. Every 300 years   The Hambuglar  of a McDonald’s play area and lays an egg there. The egg hatches into Grimace, who is a baby version of The Hambuglar  

McDonald in the same way that a maggot is a baby housefly. Ronald McDonald (the adult Grimace) feeds its baby Grimace by finding nuts and berries in the forest and bringing them back for Grimace to eat.

After 100 years of eating, Grimace enters a cocoon and begins a metamorphosis during which his amorphous purple body slowly transforms into the colorful, more fully developed adult Ronald McDonald. This metamorphosis process takes an additional 200 years. When two centuries have elapsed, Grimace emerges from the cocoon, now an adult The Hambuglar The new Hambuglar The Hamburglar (its own mother), and begins looking for a mate The Hamburglar  mates with  Grimace  (the male variant of the species), and after matin

with Grimace bites the head off of the Hamburglar (for reasons of biology).  The Hamburglar   then lays a new egg in the ball pit of a McDonald’s play area, and the  beautiful process begins again.  The current Grimace will eat  current  The Hamburglar 

sometime in the year 2273.

I hope this announcement helps you understand McDonald’s better. Thank you for eating at our restaurants. 

sometime in the year 2273.

I hope this announcement helps you understand McDonald’s better. Thank you for eating at our restaurants.