All of these emoji updates keep coming out, and still I can't help but feel alienated.

I'll read about new emojis, update my phone, go press the eye emoji, and there is still only one option.

As a representative of the < 3% population that has green eyes, I'm calling for change.

The bagel got cream cheese, but still do we greens not an emoji to adequately convey our peering eyes. Enough is enough.