I know this might seem like a joke but it is not!

Apple and The Unicode Consortium has had three attempts to successfully represent the :P emoji yet have not delivered.

Everyone familiar with the language of emoji's in 2017 knows intrinsically that the slight nuances of facial expression convey radically different feelings and elicit significantly different responses from the receiver. The second receiving party's response could be interpreted incorrectly if the wrong emoji is used. Relationships have probably ended because of wrong sent emojis! This is very serious indeed!

The current state of the expressed P-face emoji given by apple shows one of a smile which is not true to the nature of the original ":P" . The P-face is intended to be a natural face with a hint of sarcasm or nescience. Much like 'Kappa' is represented on twitch.tv.

The Proposal:
Neutral :P Emoji Proposal (Image of Proposed Emoji Example)
The proposal is a combination of both the Neutral face's Mouth with the tongue as shown in the link and image above.

Please sign this position if you too are an avid user of any of the following P-face Emojis. We want to make sure yours emotions are represented correctly in 2017!
There must be others out there as emotionally charged as I am. :P

 Respectfully Yours,

:P  :-P  =P  =-P  :~P