Please Help Mia Ruth Frishberg.

The Issue

Mia Ruth Frishberg, consumes the average amount of calories, ~2000 per day.  This is the recommended amount by Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy.  However, since she absorbed the atomic bombs dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, she has a greater excess amount of heat, which has been causing global warming.  She also reverse aged and is permanently 12.  If someone knows how to remove atomic energy from a human please contact me.  She has been experiencing fevers of 100,000,000 degrees Celsius ever since August of 1945.  Please vote to give Mia the treatment she needs, because apparently my request of the supreme court to "Cut My Little Sister Open And Take Out The Bomb Stuff" has been declined and I need to go to "5 Mandatory Therapy Sessions", as I am a "threat to the American society".  Please help, and sign this petition to help Mia restore to her normal state, as an Imperial Japanese Army Soldier named Haruto Suzuki.

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The Issue

Mia Ruth Frishberg, consumes the average amount of calories, ~2000 per day.  This is the recommended amount by Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy.  However, since she absorbed the atomic bombs dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, she has a greater excess amount of heat, which has been causing global warming.  She also reverse aged and is permanently 12.  If someone knows how to remove atomic energy from a human please contact me.  She has been experiencing fevers of 100,000,000 degrees Celsius ever since August of 1945.  Please vote to give Mia the treatment she needs, because apparently my request of the supreme court to "Cut My Little Sister Open And Take Out The Bomb Stuff" has been declined and I need to go to "5 Mandatory Therapy Sessions", as I am a "threat to the American society".  Please help, and sign this petition to help Mia restore to her normal state, as an Imperial Japanese Army Soldier named Haruto Suzuki.

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Petition created on October 10, 2018