

Early Onset Squirrel Psychosis Help Needed!!!
The Issue
There's an insane squirrel sickness going around and as a community in Minnesota, we need to collectively spread awareness! Some characteristics of this illness include though are not limited to: squirrel-type thinking, urge to eat like a squirrel,
itching, climbing trees, high pitch voice development, growing of a bushy tail, acorn addiction, etc. Over 150 people just in Winona county are known to be infected and there's a lot of information on specific blogs, twitter and instagram profiles. Sign your name to raise awareness and hopefully we can overcome this tragic disease.
The Issue
There's an insane squirrel sickness going around and as a community in Minnesota, we need to collectively spread awareness! Some characteristics of this illness include though are not limited to: squirrel-type thinking, urge to eat like a squirrel,
itching, climbing trees, high pitch voice development, growing of a bushy tail, acorn addiction, etc. Over 150 people just in Winona county are known to be infected and there's a lot of information on specific blogs, twitter and instagram profiles. Sign your name to raise awareness and hopefully we can overcome this tragic disease.
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Petition created on November 10, 2020