Mango the Crested Pigeon loves Big Macs. But unfortunately, due to the current ongoing living crisis, we cannot afford 500 Big Macs everyday for Mango to eat. So please sign this to give Mango unlimited free Big Macs.

For every signature, we are funding 10 cents into buying Mango a new Bugatti Divo.

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE, BUT PLEASE SIGN THIS ANYWAYS)