Allow Mango the Crested Pigeon to access unlimited free Big Macs.
Recent signers:
Stupid and 18 others have signed recently.
The issue
Mango the Crested Pigeon loves Big Macs. But unfortunately, due to the current ongoing living crisis, we cannot afford 500 Big Macs everyday for Mango to eat. So please sign this to give Mango unlimited free Big Macs.
For every signature, we are funding 10 cents into buying Mango a new Bugatti Divo.
(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE, BUT PLEASE SIGN THIS ANYWAYS)
Mango The Crested PigeonPetition starterI am Mango the Crested Pigeon. I love eating seeds and Big Macs.
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Recent signers:
Stupid and 18 others have signed recently.
The issue
Mango the Crested Pigeon loves Big Macs. But unfortunately, due to the current ongoing living crisis, we cannot afford 500 Big Macs everyday for Mango to eat. So please sign this to give Mango unlimited free Big Macs.
For every signature, we are funding 10 cents into buying Mango a new Bugatti Divo.
(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE, BUT PLEASE SIGN THIS ANYWAYS)
Mango The Crested PigeonPetition starterI am Mango the Crested Pigeon. I love eating seeds and Big Macs.
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Petition created on 17 May 2025