You reach into a tub of your favorite candies, fiddling around until picking up a Blue Raspberry Ring Pop. You smile, as you have a particular fondness for this candy. Upon opening, you try to fit it onto your fat, pudgy adult fingers. It does not work. Sadness. Sorrow. Sugarless. How could this happen?

This is conundrum that many have experienced, especially in the later stages of life. This is an injustice. Why would any respected person eat their Ring Pop without placing it on their finger? That shows nothing but tackiness and is in poor taste. Without the ability to place it on one's finger, it only becomes an over-glorified sucker (just as you are in said situation). 

The market for adult-sized Ring Pops is vast. This is something that is required in today's society. Not only does it combat low blood sugar, it also releases dopamine and serotonin via the nostalgic principles. This in turn can lower crime rates and hospital visits. 

Statistically speaking, this is one of the best avenues to help improve the multitude of our world's problems (and also at a low cost). It is absolutely imperative that this be implemented as soon as possible, otherwise the brink of a societal downfall could be upon us.