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As you can no doubt imagine, those who are too young to watch deadpool are upset. This is unfortunate. In my day we snuck into the theatre anyways. Now you can't do that. Okay, I lied. It's easier than ever to do. No one cares how old you are anymore but there's something more important.

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Do you see that? That's the disgusting failure of an attempt we've had to put up with in the past. That is the deadpool a friend once described as "the one we don't talk about."

The world is primed for a Wade Wilson and there is no room for failure, no room for compromise. Sure, sure, the petition is to release a PG cut in addition to the standard R rated film but let's be realistic here.

It's Deadpool. So let your common sense tingle here and realize that there's no way the fans are going to be okay with sewing the merc-with-a-mouth's mouth shut again.

Meanwhile...

Now, GIMME YOUR MILK MONEY!!

Actual rationale:

• PG Supercut will become the standard version since it's more accessible
• It would be terrible and be a poor representation of Deadpool, again
• This has already been a miraculous creation. To bog it down with unnecessary extra work is a disservice to someone who just wants to bring an accurate tribute to a comic book (anti)hero to life.
• What would deadpool do?
• Because if you look at the comments on the other petition they reveal that people are only signing it to gain the ability to comment and criticize it and that sounds dumb. You're not dumb, are you? You're manly and strong.