Hello, my friends. I’m sure we can all agree that the current pope is a pretty cool dude. He loves puppies, and owns an anime coat. No, really: https://nextshark.com/pope-francis-anime-coat-japan/This man has the power of both God and anime on his side.

Anyways, we think he might appreciate a piece of Ordinary Sausage merch. He is Italian, so he probably likes sausage. But, shipping a shirt costs way too much money, so we’ve decided on a sticker. A beautiful established sticker.

If we reach out goal, I will personally order the sticker, write the pope a little letter, and send it off to him. This will hopefully spread the word of Mr. Sausage as close to God himself as possible, allowing him to be blessed with eternal 5/5s. So please, let’s do this.